“Onward, Tiberius!” roared humanity’s last champion, as he steered his mighty steed toward the gates of the Dark Emperor’s fortress. With a squeak of bloodlust, the giant mutant hamster–who was still undeniably fluffy and adorable despite being the size of a horse–barreled into the wrought-iron gates, reducing them to scrap metal. Sparks jumped from the hamster’s armor as the twisted bars scraped against it. The warrior leapt from the hamster’s back, executed a perfect yet unnecessary backflip, and landed in […]
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